Hey yinz guys....!

I hope when you read this post title you heard it in your head as if Sloth was yelling to the rest of the Goonies (except in my version, Sloth is a yinzer from 'da Burgh).  If you did, I think we will be friends.  At least, we can be internetz friends.  I don't know if I actually want more real life friends, dude.  We'll see...

I haz photo editing skillz

Anywho, I suppose the first post on a blog should be where I take time to introduce myself and tell you what this blog is supposed to be about.  Well, I'm not 100% sure what the theme of this blog will be, other than me, my life (especially my dog because he is awesome), and things that I like/do/think are funny.  I've noticed that most lady-folk blogs include weddings, babies, crafts, cleaning tips, and recipes. I'm not saying I won't include those things (except I own no small children at this time so if any kids make it on here it's because I'm a creep), but let's be real, I don't have time to be as perfect as most other blog ladies, or at least as perfect as they appear to be.  When I include that stuff it will be more like semi-home made with Sandra Lee shit, but with more booze and less cray eyes.  But more on that later, I think I smell an entire blog post coming on about failing to live up to the standards of most bloggers!

In the meantime, I would like to note that this was not the first blog title I had picked out.  "But, no, seriously..."  was definitely not Option A.  Option A, my friends, was "Is this real life?"  but someone apparently thought of that way back in 2007, wrote one freaking (super lame) post, and then disappeared into internet obscurity.  WTF, dude?  You do not deserve the blog title I totally stole from little David after his visit with the dentist!